Greetings friends,
After a prolonged hiatus, I, Fuller McCallister, am back for another fun filled season of Christmas cheer. Anticipate updates every week. Enough about me though, let’s get down to business.
Buzz’s girlfriend - Hot or Not? Does she really deserve ‘woof’ status? My cousin, Kevin, seems to think so. As depicted in the picture above, Kevin displays his disgust by grimousing at the very site of her. Either that, or he has a mild case of downsyndrom that nobody in the family has picked up on yet. Either way, you can tell that there is something about this girl that Kevin is not pleased about.
I would agree that Buzz’s girlfriend is not a 10 by any means, but she is no less than a 6. In the McCallister household, if you have the opportunity to date a 6, you are encouraged to propose as quickly as possible, as you will probably do no better in the future. That’s how my dad, uncle Frank, bagged mom. We are not what the world calls ‘good looking’ or ‘relativly pleasant to look at.’ We are more of a ‘i hope that kid turns out better looking than his parents’ family, or ‘moderatly homeless looking.’ My cousin Buzz would also fall under this description, as he looks a lot like my dad.
The point here is that Buzz’s girlfriend is more than adequate for his level of attraction. In fact, she is more than adequate for all the cousins. And besides, who doesn’t like a little meat on their significant others’ bones? Once I am old enough to have a girlfriend, and stop wetting the bed, I will be looking for a girl that can keep me warm in cold climates. That’s sustainability, right? It’s important to be environmentally conscious.
Anyway, that’s where I am at today. Continue to check the blog often as there will be updates throughout the Christmas season. The quantity of Pepsi continues to increase in the McCallister household, so there should be many stories to come.
- Fuller McCallister
