Seasons Eatings

Hey everyone,

If you are having difficulty getting into the Christmas spirit this year, watch this video. Enjoy!

http://www.iviewtube.com/v/152193/schweddy-balls-video-%28alec-baldwin-the-delicious-dish-snl-skit%29

Fuller McCallister

Buzz's Girlfriend.. Woof?

Greetings friends,

After a prolonged hiatus, I, Fuller McCallister, am back for another fun filled season of Christmas cheer. Anticipate updates every week. Enough about me though, let’s get down to business.

Buzz’s girlfriend - Hot or Not? Does she really deserve ‘woof’ status? My cousin, Kevin, seems to think so. As depicted in the picture above, Kevin displays his disgust by grimousing at the very site of her. Either that, or he has a mild case of downsyndrom that nobody in the family has picked up on yet. Either way, you can tell that there is something about this girl that Kevin is not pleased about.

I would agree that Buzz’s girlfriend is not a 10 by any means, but she is no less than a 6. In the McCallister household, if you have the opportunity to date a 6, you are encouraged to propose as quickly as possible, as you will probably do no better in the future. That’s how my dad, uncle Frank, bagged mom. We are not what the world calls ‘good looking’ or ‘relativly pleasant to look at.’ We are more of a ‘i hope that kid turns out better looking than his parents’ family, or ‘moderatly homeless looking.’ My cousin Buzz would also fall under this description, as he looks a lot like my dad. 

The point here is that Buzz’s girlfriend is more than adequate for his level of attraction. In fact, she is more than adequate for all the cousins. And besides, who doesn’t like a little meat on their significant others’ bones? Once I am old enough to have a girlfriend, and stop wetting the bed, I will be looking for a girl that can keep me warm in cold climates. That’s sustainability, right? It’s important to be environmentally conscious.

Anyway, that’s where I am at today. Continue to check the blog often as there will be updates throughout the Christmas season. The quantity of Pepsi continues to increase in the McCallister household, so there should be many stories to come.

- Fuller McCallister

It Has Been Too Long

Greetings Earthlings,

It has been WAY too long since I last posted. New material is on its way, including new movies made by yours truly. Stay posted and don't miss the fun.

"Balls to you!" - Liza Minnelli

Fuller McCallister

Dump-O-Rama

Greetings friends,

Below is a video for everyone to enjoy. Buzz gives it 3 thumbs up.

Protecting our country is a daunting task.

Fuller McCallister 

New Years Beat

Greetings Earth-lings,

Happy New Year! Below is a video of the best drummer in the world. His beats will make your heart skip. A more descriptive blog will be posted soon.

 Rim Brown slappin' da skins.

Fuller McCallister

Jingle Bell Rock

Hi everyone,

Only 3 more days until Christmas, and the McCallister home is as lively as ever. Everyone seems to be in good spirits. Well, except for my dad, Frank. He has been moaning all week about having to go to our relatives home for Christmas Eve/Day. He does not like my cousin, Kevin. But who does? Me and Kevin often share a bed on Christmas Eve, and his uncontrollable bowel movements drive me to insanity. In order to escape his fowl stench, I often piss the bed so that I am moved elsewhere. It's a small price to pay.

Anyway, over this past week me and my band got back together to perform a Christmas show. Below is a video of the event. Enjoy!

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Fuller McCallister

Christmas Cheer

Greetings friends,

Only 5 more days until Christmas! How exciting. Below is a video to celebrate the occasion that is upon us.

Fuller McCallister