I Dreamed A Dream

- Fuller McCallister

Christmas 2013

I'm back...

- Fuller McCallister

Buzz's Girlfriend.. Woof?

Greetings friends,

After a prolonged hiatus, I, Fuller McCallister, am back for another fun filled season of Christmas cheer. Anticipate updates every week. Enough about me though, let’s get down to business.

Buzz’s girlfriend - Hot or Not? Does she really deserve ‘woof’ status? My cousin, Kevin, seems to think so. As depicted in the picture above, Kevin displays his disgust by grimousing at the very site of her. Either that, or he has a mild case of downsyndrom that nobody in the family has picked up on yet. Either way, you can tell that there is something about this girl that Kevin is not pleased about.

I would agree that Buzz’s girlfriend is not a 10 by any means, but she is no less than a 6. In the McCallister household, if you have the opportunity to date a 6, you are encouraged to propose as quickly as possible, as you will probably do no better in the future. That’s how my dad, uncle Frank, bagged mom. We are not what the world calls ‘good looking’ or ‘relativly pleasant to look at.’ We are more of a ‘i hope that kid turns out better looking than his parents’ family, or ‘moderatly homeless looking.’ My cousin Buzz would also fall under this description, as he looks a lot like my dad. 

The point here is that Buzz’s girlfriend is more than adequate for his level of attraction. In fact, she is more than adequate for all the cousins. And besides, who doesn’t like a little meat on their significant others’ bones? Once I am old enough to have a girlfriend, and stop wetting the bed, I will be looking for a girl that can keep me warm in cold climates. That’s sustainability, right? It’s important to be environmentally conscious.

Anyway, that’s where I am at today. Continue to check the blog often as there will be updates throughout the Christmas season. The quantity of Pepsi continues to increase in the McCallister household, so there should be many stories to come.

- Fuller McCallister

Jingle Bell Rock

Hi everyone,

Only 3 more days until Christmas, and the McCallister home is as lively as ever. Everyone seems to be in good spirits. Well, except for my dad, Frank. He has been moaning all week about having to go to our relatives home for Christmas Eve/Day. He does not like my cousin, Kevin. But who does? Me and Kevin often share a bed on Christmas Eve, and his uncontrollable bowel movements drive me to insanity. In order to escape his fowl stench, I often piss the bed so that I am moved elsewhere. It's a small price to pay.

Anyway, over this past week me and my band got back together to perform a Christmas show. Below is a video of the event. Enjoy!

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Fuller McCallister

Christmas Cheer

Greetings friends,

Only 5 more days until Christmas! How exciting. Below is a video to celebrate the occasion that is upon us.

Fuller McCallister

A Pepsi Christmas

Greetings Friends,

We are now only one week away from Christmas, and things are becoming more festive around the McCallister home. The tree is decorated, the lights are up, and the holiday baking is plentiful. There is also a fresh supply of my all-year-round favourite beverage, Pepsi. I admit that I may have a slight addiction to the deliciously smooth cola sensation, but it is nothing that I cannot kick. Besides, the only down-fall to my addiction is that I wet the bed about 4 times a week. Pretty much the bed-wetting average for kids my age. That's what my mom says anyway.

Anyway, enough about Pepsi. Although it is a deliciously satisfying treat, there are more important things in life, like Christmas. The holiday season is a special time full of friends, family, sharing and caring. Since there is so much going on, it only makes sense that I would blog more. So, make sure to check this site often, as new material will posted every few days. This will include a whole assortment of media, new and old.

Let the countdown begin: 8 days until Christmas!

 Surprise Jason! Listen for what Mark says at the end. Comments welcome...

Fuller McCallister

500 HITS!!

Greetings cyber-friends! I have some great news to share. Fuller’s Thoughts has officially surpassed the 500 pageview mark! To celebrate this monumental occasion, I have provided an assortment of “risky” photos below. Please feel free to comment.

A special shout-out goes to our international viewers: those from the US, Luxembourg, Australia, the UK, Belgium, Italy, Russia, Dominican Republic, France, and Germany. We have yet to reach South America and Africa, but it is only a matter of time.

Melvin!

That's a lot of nuts.

Practice makes perfect.

DK

The one who got away.

Fuller McCallister